Tuesday, July 20, 2010

How To Apply Wella Straight

farts from the summer slump, and His Excellency the Ambassador

A kind of early August 1 speech to current events.

It is hot, except the strange men with strange hobbies (Kachelmann, Roderer and Polanski) is nothing going on, the mom blog offers its fans nothing but "warmed soup" (Cara billion), wants to eat and no one in South Africa it has ausgetschuttet itself.
Last year we had after all pirates in the Horn of Africa, and the best army in the world that would have to be sent there as a Marine. Then there was a Federal face, which was forfeited in Tripoli. The previous year, driven by a crazed army chief mischief in the print media and brought a long overdue father of his country to the derailment. Or at least it was a real war in the Middle East. In 2007, the CVP and the SP made a somewhat botched election campaign with the strange themes Roschacher and GPK. And this year?

Not even the resignation of two cabinet ministers elicits the audience more than a yawn. A perfect time for the fourth power in the state similar to the mom bloggers feed up an old topic to see so as a kind of dry run, only if the Confederates still so stubborn are the people of donkeys, for which it holds in left-liberal press in this country. probably hoped, during the past two years with UBS debacle crisis, financial crisis, Federal-Zoff-Libya crisis were Mr and Mrs become crumbly little Swiss and their mistaken belief in the special case had finally, finally gotten scratches. The practice area

goes as follows: any useful idiot makes an inventory and analysis sharply, the EU accession must return to the table. As always, when pressure is applied from the EU some pressure on Switzerland, the Zurich journalists take the first into battle and ask the unconditional surrender of Switzerland , "it had to happen that way," "we have already always said, "the outlook is bleak." The most popular argument, however, is that you already understand today, then one could indeed geradesogut join the EU! That is, as when a doctor advises the patient slightly peeved, he should immediately get the pneumonia ... what actually?
The leftists have a talent by the way, in referendums trötzeln and there a few years later to try just once more: Army abolition, nuclear energy, EU accession, more drugs, more socialism instead of solid Sozi alwerke. But Mr. and Mrs. Swiss remain even when sunbath at the pool cool. Super Cool . We are doing so well as never before, we let it go as good as ever, and we want our children even better. Since this can

Geck of EU ambassadors wiedermal occur as arrogant Mini-Metternich and this anemic Belgians Rompuy skip the frustration over the collapse of his home at the Little Switzerland - is there such a thing from us the same.
I really am enjoying the coolness of the Swiss people!

Ahh, is not it nice to live in a country where the (all too often the good sake of peace silent) majority is pragmatic and not ideological and acts?
What do you think? Also see clouds gathering on the horizon? Should we not better join the EU, like asking the seemingly intelligent 25% of the population? If we join our children's sake there?
Oh yes, yes, this is a patriotic speech to the final note: I am proud on this land and its people!

ps: I'm the ass by EU Ambassador Reiterer did almost time for the jugular. About three years ago, I brought my Göttibub hairdresser for a haircut to Gidor at the Federal Street in Bern. The child-friendly hairdresser has its front door next to that of the European Union embassy in Bern. To get to the hairdresser you have three stages of the road and onto a Bödeli in an input field. The little boy was still with baby carriage, I Murk so up there and put him in the said entrance, there is no room for hairdressing business.
appearance Martin Reiterer, his Austrian Eminence, the Ambassador of the European Union in Switzerland . The man, who would each casting to Tell open-air theater on the spot as required Gessler, without having to look at other applications for the role. Probably tipsy from some drinks with fellow parliamentarians, he walks briskly, almost as if he were riding on a high, very high horse up the steps and remain stunned are: a children's wagon with chubby Helveterkind and impertinent, primitive Confederates - who, nevertheless he noticed the chicken from the Augenwikel and identified all the time makes the shrimp from the comfort of the car crawl out and let go into the store. Such backward mountain farmers who are blocking, the envoy of the HLG. röm'schen empire of Charlemagne, its magnificence, the high Ambassador Gross-Europe the way to his residence! Something outrageous, which said Mr Reiterer angry glare.
When the child is in the store and has pushed the Swiss ridiculous the car from the door slowly (leisurely as he could), he means the Magnificence with a friendly smile, the way is now free. Smiled at the nostrils rise, he ostentatiously shakes his head, seems a bit hineinzumurmeln in itself and does on his key ring to create. He does not find the key once and while since he still strums, the Ambassador of the bold Kuhschweizers awareness of how this smiling smugly staring him still. As the ambassador raises the lowly mountain farmers to a view that this should probably be in awe slump in itself, unfortunately without success. So do not its sovereign estimate first with furious verkniffeen forehead wrinkles the man, then the stroller and then contemptuously again the man
Since this is the now mocking smile from the lips of the Swiss away from here, the ambassador finally opens energetically the door and disappears rapidly in the interior of the staircase. The Swiss
primitive thinking today, if his Excellency had said even one word would be the replica inetwa been: "Welcome to Switzerland, you asshole!". Or something even more stupid as: "In the republican Switzerland, children and baby carriages precedence over inflated diplomats!"
Or - though less likely - would the "look" to titles on the next day: "Melee - EU Ambassador Reiterer of child car hit in the head offenders (39) confessed that he acted out of patriotic motives.".

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