Tuesday, July 20, 2010

How To Apply Wella Straight

farts from the summer slump, and His Excellency the Ambassador

A kind of early August 1 speech to current events.

It is hot, except the strange men with strange hobbies (Kachelmann, Roderer and Polanski) is nothing going on, the mom blog offers its fans nothing but "warmed soup" (Cara billion), wants to eat and no one in South Africa it has ausgetschuttet itself.
Last year we had after all pirates in the Horn of Africa, and the best army in the world that would have to be sent there as a Marine. Then there was a Federal face, which was forfeited in Tripoli. The previous year, driven by a crazed army chief mischief in the print media and brought a long overdue father of his country to the derailment. Or at least it was a real war in the Middle East. In 2007, the CVP and the SP made a somewhat botched election campaign with the strange themes Roschacher and GPK. And this year?

Not even the resignation of two cabinet ministers elicits the audience more than a yawn. A perfect time for the fourth power in the state similar to the mom bloggers feed up an old topic to see so as a kind of dry run, only if the Confederates still so stubborn are the people of donkeys, for which it holds in left-liberal press in this country. probably hoped, during the past two years with UBS debacle crisis, financial crisis, Federal-Zoff-Libya crisis were Mr and Mrs become crumbly little Swiss and their mistaken belief in the special case had finally, finally gotten scratches. The practice area

goes as follows: any useful idiot makes an inventory and analysis sharply, the EU accession must return to the table. As always, when pressure is applied from the EU some pressure on Switzerland, the Zurich journalists take the first into battle and ask the unconditional surrender of Switzerland , "it had to happen that way," "we have already always said, "the outlook is bleak." The most popular argument, however, is that you already understand today, then one could indeed geradesogut join the EU! That is, as when a doctor advises the patient slightly peeved, he should immediately get the pneumonia ... what actually?
The leftists have a talent by the way, in referendums trötzeln and there a few years later to try just once more: Army abolition, nuclear energy, EU accession, more drugs, more socialism instead of solid Sozi alwerke. But Mr. and Mrs. Swiss remain even when sunbath at the pool cool. Super Cool . We are doing so well as never before, we let it go as good as ever, and we want our children even better. Since this can

Geck of EU ambassadors wiedermal occur as arrogant Mini-Metternich and this anemic Belgians Rompuy skip the frustration over the collapse of his home at the Little Switzerland - is there such a thing from us the same.
I really am enjoying the coolness of the Swiss people!

Ahh, is not it nice to live in a country where the (all too often the good sake of peace silent) majority is pragmatic and not ideological and acts?
What do you think? Also see clouds gathering on the horizon? Should we not better join the EU, like asking the seemingly intelligent 25% of the population? If we join our children's sake there?
Oh yes, yes, this is a patriotic speech to the final note: I am proud on this land and its people!

ps: I'm the ass by EU Ambassador Reiterer did almost time for the jugular. About three years ago, I brought my Göttibub hairdresser for a haircut to Gidor at the Federal Street in Bern. The child-friendly hairdresser has its front door next to that of the European Union embassy in Bern. To get to the hairdresser you have three stages of the road and onto a Bödeli in an input field. The little boy was still with baby carriage, I Murk so up there and put him in the said entrance, there is no room for hairdressing business.
appearance Martin Reiterer, his Austrian Eminence, the Ambassador of the European Union in Switzerland . The man, who would each casting to Tell open-air theater on the spot as required Gessler, without having to look at other applications for the role. Probably tipsy from some drinks with fellow parliamentarians, he walks briskly, almost as if he were riding on a high, very high horse up the steps and remain stunned are: a children's wagon with chubby Helveterkind and impertinent, primitive Confederates - who, nevertheless he noticed the chicken from the Augenwikel and identified all the time makes the shrimp from the comfort of the car crawl out and let go into the store. Such backward mountain farmers who are blocking, the envoy of the HLG. röm'schen empire of Charlemagne, its magnificence, the high Ambassador Gross-Europe the way to his residence! Something outrageous, which said Mr Reiterer angry glare.
When the child is in the store and has pushed the Swiss ridiculous the car from the door slowly (leisurely as he could), he means the Magnificence with a friendly smile, the way is now free. Smiled at the nostrils rise, he ostentatiously shakes his head, seems a bit hineinzumurmeln in itself and does on his key ring to create. He does not find the key once and while since he still strums, the Ambassador of the bold Kuhschweizers awareness of how this smiling smugly staring him still. As the ambassador raises the lowly mountain farmers to a view that this should probably be in awe slump in itself, unfortunately without success. So do not its sovereign estimate first with furious verkniffeen forehead wrinkles the man, then the stroller and then contemptuously again the man
Since this is the now mocking smile from the lips of the Swiss away from here, the ambassador finally opens energetically the door and disappears rapidly in the interior of the staircase. The Swiss
primitive thinking today, if his Excellency had said even one word would be the replica inetwa been: "Welcome to Switzerland, you asshole!". Or something even more stupid as: "In the republican Switzerland, children and baby carriages precedence over inflated diplomats!"
Or - though less likely - would the "look" to titles on the next day: "Melee - EU Ambassador Reiterer of child car hit in the head offenders (39) confessed that he acted out of patriotic motives.".

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Testicular Lumps Following Catheter

return to society ban

is life in freedom with responsibility and as economically handle. The enemies of freedom want to treat the citizens have the better as children are too much freedom can not be trusted. These are the new totalitarians to be located today on the left side of the political spectrum.

In an open, diverse, vibrant city where I live in this city, where the bankers and welfare recipients, the cleaning lady "with a migration background" and the insurance clerk in the same tram ride to work, taking a certain lightness, elegance and set tolerance and the day in this largest city of a small country, where success is possible and is also celebrated, life is good. You breath a world of openness that one misses in most other cities in Switzerland!

The very capable journalist Jean-Martin Büttner rubbed - on the occasion his return to the Limmat after years in Geneva and Bern - surprising in a Daily News-column (unfortunately no link) a few days the eyes: the city, which he received from his time as a youth riots in the eighties as Hort antisocial financial Gnome and obstinate fuedlibuerger knew this cold city economy has been transformed into livable, enjoyable and creative miracles, attracting half of Switzerland as a magnet and radiates across national borders.

In the early nineties, the de facto abolition of the curfew was a liberal authorization practices for pickling, clubs and organizers of any kind, the sector was booming, Zurich became the party capital. The Socialist Stapi Elmar Ledergerber marketed the city sent and some mega events brought to the Limmat and the cultural importance was given to those circus, which he must hold in such a city.

But the grumpy gnomes have not disappeared. You dress today simply a left Gewändchen them is the oh-so-commercialized present an eyesore. joy is the devil! every franc that someone deserves to young people who want simple but fun just to be regarded with suspicion, the sinful goings veursacht only problems and who have deserved it, is certainly a very niederträchiger journeyman - the pleasurable public execution The Carl Hirschmann (Jew and son nouveau riche parents) was a lesson in how this new old conservatism works.

Yes, there were stabbings injured, there was fighting in the former industrial area behind the seven tracks, which joins club to club. It was a Saturday night recently, even a death after a knife fight among young people injured.

But all in all, Zurich is a very safe city with a lot of quality of life and this thanks to the cultural and recreational facilities , so they end up in international rankings again and again in the first ranks. The interested

the gnomes at the Daily News of course not. Dear bag it in time for the silly season on the problems and ask again more order and tranquility. drives and as useful idiots on the Daily News the criminal justice Professor Martin Killias, the "reintroduction should the curfew .

Because the S-Bahn people throw too much waste in the Ghüderkübel, are mounted this

ado off. If three days is raging the largest fair in the country with two million visitors, it brings the Tagi ready, then whine to three days on the amount of waste as of the last Züri-town festival three years ago turned out slightly lower.

Altogether there seems the word "waste" in some primal fears Zwinglian Zurich inhabitants to leave. life produces waste, and intense live much longer - get over it!

And from left to right to overthrow the honest men and women on a host of on the hill a few square meters containing food to the restrictive building regulations on building, so that tourists and family hikers up there, a portion of chips or a bratwurst may have to spend and not expensive restaurant with white tablecloths, lots of money. Green conservatives who have at Zurich mountain property occur on the plan to the Üetliberg a threatening "Disneyland" to prevent.

were at the "Bottelon" two years ago left the bourgeois pleasure enemies and control freaks for weeks in the publishing state of emergency because of a few thousand young people who are drinking in the senseless agreed. The top police officer of the city called the participants back then even "sick in the brain" .

And because Zurich is now the party town is the German-speaking Switzerland, pulls the to stop young people who hang around like a bit of the "HB" and consume beer from cans (instead of for spending a small fortune in one of the clubs).

What bothers me is less the attitude grievances - which it undoubtedly is - to combat. What bothers me is that one out of sheer good person, no longer lays down clear rules in everyday life and, if necessary, consistently penetrated - yes, with police violence - but equally threatening to set aside the entire liberal approach because some misbehave. The vast majority will vezichten because of the few on their freedom.

On the other side of the police are tied up for years hands. Instead, they send a ridiculous los Gschpürschmi-Trüppchen , tried to persuade the Saturday night the young people well and says to them, let them beg the Bierbüchsli into the garbage bin.

best I found years ago to stop in my University library ". The library users are asked to smoke outside if it should be until the 31st of the month still smoke indoors, shall be adopted by the library management a smoking ban for the whole building!"

We forbid times and if that does not takes, we make a ban. Got that?

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Arousal During Male Waxing

The golden age of Van Damme & Co.

recently discovered Youtube comment . I have no idea who you are, "BenHo0003," but you speak to me from the heart.

"There are no" old "movies, only" timeless "movies Kickboxer and Blood Sport will remain martial arts classics till the end of time. Most of the people who love these two movies to bits are usually in their late 20s or early 30s now. The late 80s and early 90s was a period when life was simpler, less fast-paced and truly enjoyable. And I believe Van Damme's flicks constituted a significant part of the lives of many boys growing up during that era. I am one of these boys. .!. Cheers "

Saturday, February 20, 2010

George Petty Christmas

Shame on you, Mr. Lumengo!

It is incredible Around 2, 5 years ago I was looking forward to this blog (? Too naive) about the election of Ricardo Lumengo in the National And I did - much to me without taking into think - an at that time still innocent statement

"... when I met him recently in the Jus-library. No joke: he was just
the choice list to be completed ... "


Today we know that at this moment I may just witnessed a offense was ! The Jus-Biblio virtually the crime scene!

Was it really a pure coincidence that fill the first and only time in my life where I meet Ricardo Lumengo, this is just about HIS list for the general election?

Or was the list which I have seen, may not even be his own? But one of 10, 50, 100 or possibly even 11,000 foreign lists, which he for the poor, has the complex election process, calling on voters in a selfless sacrifice kindly filled in the same yourself?

or exceed it but that Lumengo his "help" fill in the list only at the Grand Council elections in 2006, but not offered before the national elections of 2007? A related criminal cases is said to have been already set.

many questions, we will probably never know the answer. But the truth is known to be out there somewhere ...